Im at strip club and am horny
This is not my ceiling
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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