Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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