so that wasnt chicken after all
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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