I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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