i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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