Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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