My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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