his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Two words: blizzard sex
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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