is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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