How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
A bitchslap is in order.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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