Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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