They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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