and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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