: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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