that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
