They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
areolas are like halos for boobs.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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