I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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