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6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.

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(303): View more from Colorado

his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy

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(763): View more from Minnesota

The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.

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(850): View more from Florida

i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once

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(703): View more from Virginia

Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.

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(775): View more from Nevada

And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.

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(706): View more from Georgia

If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.

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