i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I am spending my child support on dildos
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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