This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize