I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
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