Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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