wat bout pragnant strippers??
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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