My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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