STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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