white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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