Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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