Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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