so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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