The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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