once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Come see our sink grown plant.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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