Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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