That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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