from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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