is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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