In the future we'll all be gay
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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