Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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