How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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