Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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