Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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