: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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