I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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