can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
handjob tips. give me some.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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