we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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