He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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