you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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