I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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