Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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