"it" just moved
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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