ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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