You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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