So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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