We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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