I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Less talking, more tequila
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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