my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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