it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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