And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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